"The Groper"

I've had multiple requests to post details on The Groper...so here you go...

Everything started out good.  We went through the Guided Communication and exchanged phone numbers.  We spoke a few times before deciding to meet on Christmas Day...how romantic...NOT!  We met at Starbucks and the conversation began well.  I should have known something was up (pun intended) when he wanted to sit outside where there weren't as many people around.  

I was talking about my son's car being stolen and how there was information on Viagra left in the car when it was returned to him.  I thought this was funny, not an open topic for discussion.  He proceeds to tell me how much he enjoys sex and how often he likes to partake in sexual activity (multiple times a week).  I'm sitting there drinking my chai tea latte.  I can't believe I'm hearing this.  I just met him.  I tried changing the subject many times to no avail.  Wait...what?  Is he telling me a story about a "friend" who took Viagra and had an erection for 6 hrs?  Really?  I just met you!!  That's my cue!  Time to go. 

He walked me to my car...  He went in for the kiss.  I turned my head, so he kissed my cheek.  He then hugged me...a little too tight.  Is that biscotti in your pocket?  I pulled away, completely disgusted, and he's just staring at me.  Well, not me, but my breasts...really?  It was so bad, I even asked what he was staring at and grabbed them.  Maybe they were drooping down to my waist and my bra wasn't doing it's job (I have given birth multiple times you know).  No, he was just checking me out.  Enough.  I turn my back to get into my car and he smacked my ass...yes, he smacked that ass.  WTH?  Is this really happening?  Is this really the guy who said he was at Christmas Eve Service the night before?  So I backed my ass into the car, which is a difficult feat when you are driving a Tahoe and I drove away.  

He continued to text me that evening.  I ignored him.  I was trying to salvage my Christmas Day.  He finally understood and stopped texting me...although, he has checked out my profile multiple times since that day.  Some men just don't get it.